Saved!

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You were saved, right?

Oh, you weren't? Well, that sucks.

As you open your eyes, you observe a bullet wound in your chest. Blood pours out in great volume, and you flop backwards onto the floor. Even through your blind panic, it occurs to you that you are going to die.

“Wait, I know what to do!” You suddenly think to yourself.

“I accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior! Haha! Got it just in time!” You yell, and die gleefully. You barely made the cut-off!

When you wake up again, you find out a horrifying truth. Apparently Christianity didn't get it right, and actually Islam was right. The prophet Muhammad stares at you, disdainfully. It seems you had thrown in with the wrong crowd at just the last moment... shit.

''Good Job, Dumbass! Want to try that again? ''